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A army marches on its stomach? More like WD40.
And were do you put the coal in that to get the steam up ???
And were do you put the coal in that to get the steam up????
I told the job centre I wanted to work days not Knights.
By ‘eck tha’ ll need a pint when you take that off.
….By up chuck, your tin hat is just what i need to mend me boiler stack !
Would you mind if I had a go
Bloody ‘ell cock bet thats heavy.
“Right Mr Dibnah, we’ve taken your suggestions of what to do with vandals on board, as you can see the spike has been sharpened accordingly”
“By-eck! I didn’t realise it were formal attire.”
‘You’ll never drive a traction engine dressed like that lad.’
Gentlemen – what year exactly did you say we were in?
Hi – great new Fred Dibnah site!
My caption would be: ‘Wow, is that a lesser spotted tree frog you’re guarding? That’s certainly a feather in your cap!’