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NEW 2013 CAPTION COMPETITION. LET’S GET CRACKING FRED FANS!
Mr Dibnah visiting the latrines at Houseteads Fort, Hadrian’s Wall (English Heritage)
E that wer a long walk time for a pint
That wer a long walk, Time for a pint.
By ‘eck it were grand,
Y’know I climbed it for a ten bob wager…
Did yer like that!?
“Aye, You fancy types across the other side of the wall don’t sit there eating chips with wooden forks use your fingers”
Bloody hell, there’s Margaret Thatcher,,, I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD !!
I just had to pop in to spend a sestertius
Oi..Hadrian !!! You missed a bit…!!!!
Ahh – me rollers’ off down that hill cock
“Ah can see our ‘ouse from ‘ere!”
ah think av got one a those in mi shed at ome …
Fred, the the Yo-Yo is still in your pocket.
What the by eck is over there cock?
“Don’t forget to wash ‘yer hands Hadrian!”